Post by xkcdapostle on Mar 10, 2012 7:53:07 GMT -5
*A notice is posted on the Siranda Castle's Main Entrance way, the script seems to have been written by a hand other than Bardo's*
Ever found that your Life is currently going through a period that is boring, life threatening and has no prospects?
Well, at Bardo's Business Acquisitions, we can give you a job that makes your life more interesting!
Headed by the Best in the Business of Sales and Company Management. Bardo's Business Acquisitions has all the resources needed to provide it's employees with the gear needed to do their job.
Flexible hours, prompt pay and an excellent working enviroment. An Employee at Bardo's Business Acquisitions is an Employee of the Future!
With recent shipmentss of Alchemical Ingredients, we are currently seeking an Alchemist of talent to produce new products to expand our existing range.
Qualifications needed:
-Having experience in Alchemy.
-Having an education within Magic appropriate for the job's requirements.
Apply now by speaking with your nearest Bardo's Business Acquisitions Salesman.
*Small print:* Terms and Conditions apply, Bardo's Business Acquisitions reserves the right to charge you for the application. All deals are guided by the EULA. The role cannot be guaranteed to be non-life-threatening nor to have any prospects.
Ever found that your Life is currently going through a period that is boring, life threatening and has no prospects?
Well, at Bardo's Business Acquisitions, we can give you a job that makes your life more interesting!
Headed by the Best in the Business of Sales and Company Management. Bardo's Business Acquisitions has all the resources needed to provide it's employees with the gear needed to do their job.
Flexible hours, prompt pay and an excellent working enviroment. An Employee at Bardo's Business Acquisitions is an Employee of the Future!
With recent shipmentss of Alchemical Ingredients, we are currently seeking an Alchemist of talent to produce new products to expand our existing range.
Qualifications needed:
-Having experience in Alchemy.
-Having an education within Magic appropriate for the job's requirements.
Apply now by speaking with your nearest Bardo's Business Acquisitions Salesman.
*Small print:* Terms and Conditions apply, Bardo's Business Acquisitions reserves the right to charge you for the application. All deals are guided by the EULA. The role cannot be guaranteed to be non-life-threatening nor to have any prospects.