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Post by Taric on Aug 1, 2013 9:18:19 GMT -5
Heres a good one I heard
Three men are stranded in a jungle when they are captured by a tribe. the leader tells them to get 10 of one type of fruit. the first one brings back 10 apples and the chief tells him to start shoving them up his butt, if he doesn't he will be killed. He gets one up but he can't get any more in and is killed. the second one brings 10 blueberries and is told to do the same, but when he's about to fit the last one in he starts laughing uncontrollably, so they kill him. when he speaks with the first guy in the afterlife, he said "Why didn't you do it you could have lived!" then he said "I saw the other guy coming back with 10 pineapples"
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